December 2010
Dear Santa.
occultchild:
I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty… And it was worth it, You fat judgmental bastard.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why...
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
-derp:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.” (Fornification Under...
that awkward moment when santa has the same...
collideintosomething:
isleptwitholisykes-:
The LOL face makes everything funnier:
ilyketurtles:
Pass me the salt
I’m sorry about your fish
Did you just shoot him?
I think I’m in love with you.
You’re going to die.
IT’S A BOY
Show me your penis
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No wait it’s back up again
Instead of a "Mean Girls 2", I would've liked a...
Our story will be one big cliche, the one where...
